Monthly Archives: April 2010


In desperation that my leg is in such a state that I can’t bear any pressure on it at all, i’ve purchased a pair of crutches.

It’s not a good look, they’re not a nice thing to have to resort to, but immobility is the pits. Crawling around downstairs sucks, sitting on my skateboard upstairs isn’t very practical and the jarring as I hop is no good at all – and if I hop too high, I hit the ceilings (16th century ceiling heights are fine when you’re short but not too hot for bouncing!).

I’ve no idea how long it’s going to take to heal – the latest guess is that i’ve done ligament damage (the crack I felt/heard) but why that’s making my toes swell up, i’ve no idea. I’m mostly worried that i’ll start to lose flexiblity if I can’t start stretching it soon, but at least some pain needs to subside before I can even think about that.

I’ve remembered it rained as we got ready for the start and I only took 1.45 to get over the line, I was that near the pointy end of things.

And there was booing as the red start and us blues merged, which was fun. And there were bongo drummers really going for it at one of the underpasses near mile 5 (I think) which was excellent.

And I had to use Cathy and Dave as supports to make it to the train station.

And i’m not happy. With the result, getting injured or anything about it really. Too much preparation, too little reward.


Can I get fat now?


Up until mile 11 things went in a blur of first mile 8.44 in traffic, two miles well under 8 minutes, average of 8.06 and all going well.

At 11.5 miles, just short of Tower Bridge, something in my right shin made a crack (not sure if it was internal or audible) and a world of pain stopped me on the spot. I hobbled over Tower Bridge to a St. John ambulance doctor (not remembering one of the race highlights on the way), was advised to stop but had some strapping and a massage and that’s how things continued.

I shared mile 13’s ambulance stop with Gordon Ramsay who pulled out (shook my hand as I left after a brief chat, though), missed everything until Canary Wharf where at least I looked up and saw some buildings, couldn’t find an easy way back to the finish so walked most of the time, shuffled when walking became too painful, saw Cathy, David and Gary at mile 23, and can remember nothing but the frequent stops and massages beyond this.

Garmin says I was stopped for over 39 minutes. It felt more. I don’t know how I made the finish but 3 of the 4 medics suggested hospital, NHS direct said the same after I explained I can put no weight on it at all now, but X-rays show no cracks so they’re either so minor they don’t show or it’s some indecipherable tissue damage (he said the words but I forgot what they were. Oops) that, like all others will heal. Occasional pins and needles aren’t good at the moment, though. It wasn’t helped by a 15 mile walk, apparently. Bah.

So now i’ve proved i’m fragile and the slowest marathon runner in my circle of acquaintances. Great.

And i’ve wasted 2 winters and am as skinny as a rake all in the interest of feeling shit about myself. Greater.

I’m sure it’s not my last run ever but at the moment it feels like it might be.

If memories and anything worthwhile comes back into my head when the pain subsides, i’ll update again. Until then, the Crisis Square mile run seems a long way away.


I ran.

It hurt.

2.6 miles was done, mainly to make the legs work but also to get a gauge on how bad it remains. Much wincing around the lower leg was felt but by way of experimentation I discovered it hurts least when the pace is held at 8 minute miles. Unfortunately, I reckon the tiredness at 17 miles may overcome the ease in the leg.

So ibuprofen will be the key.

Still, by way of consolation everything hurt less than my right index finger which has throbbed steadily all day after I did my best to remove all the skin from the tip, as deeply as possible, in one swift accident. Best thing was it didn’t hurt until I saw I was bleeding and looked to see what was up. And I was wearing gloves, despite them no longer being part of the “uniform” – shows how little they do when you need them!

I guess if the legs really start playing up I can pinch my finger end and make it all seem reasonable again…and the quantity of juice seeping from the wound at least means that by sucking that on the way around I won’t need a water bottle!!


After the attempt at a recovery jog, I did actually go for a run on Wednesday. Well, I say run – more like runtypething, I think.

Every. Single. Step. Was. Agony.

From the first (limped) step, my right shin/ankle bit was letting me know it was royally fucked. I hobbled around a very slow 2.5 miles, stopped at home to a dull throb from the entire shin area and felt a bit downhearted, to be honest.

I rested on Thursday (well, as rested as a 29 acre building site on a hill allows) but felt I needed an outing when I got home so did 8 miles on the pushbike in half an hour just to keep the heart beating. Not ideal running preparation but better than nothing, I surmised.

Since Wednesday i’ve been massaging, kneading, stretching and cursing as often as I can, keeping a strap bandage on the sore area while at work. It’s not getting any worse but i’m not entirely comfortable putting any stress through it, let alone thinking of a jog.


So, come Sunday, it looks as though i’ll be two weeks since a proper run; not used to the sudden spring warmth; injured; worried it’ll last; nervous about being surrounded by so many athletes.

Ah, well. I can prepare no more, just hope the coming week allows it to improve enough for a jog at least, even if it is strapped to hell and I opt for the Ibuprofen challenge (substitute jelly babies for tablets and see how I fare come 18 miles!)

Cathy thinks i’ll cripple myself. I’m enough in doubt that I think it’ll be interesting. You know the idea that when you’re running out of petrol it kind of makes sense to go as fast as possible to reach the petrol station before you run out? I’m wondering if I got at sub 8 minute mile pace whether i’ll reach the finish before the real pain starts? More likely i’ll run out of energy, I think.

Ah, well. Less than a week to go. Anyone know any shortcuts?


After the weekend I was still too “sore” (I think that’s the best way to describe it – every step has a stab of pain up or down my leg from just above the ankle inside the shin – it varies in the up or down direction, but when touched just feels sore/tender/bruised despite no marks and little swelling) to run last night, so I went for an equivalent half hour cycle – just over 8 miles of fun, pleasure and “I remember why I ride”-ness.

Tonight, though, I needed to run. Got home late after the ecologist had been pissed/shat on by the slow worm he was relocating from Folkestone to my safe haven/compound in Rye, but had to go out.

The first quarter mile was awfully painful. The next was slow. The middle bit was okay, I got used to the stab every step. By 2 miles, it was replaced by a very sore/tight/weary left hamstring.

I’m falling apart!

Got home, though. The left leg feels fine but the right is really throbbing. Even now, a couple of hours later as I sit here.

Hope it’s all going to end up okay.


I decided that, since the race is on a Sunday, then the last two proper runs would be too.

This had nothing to do with my leg still hurting as well as having a greenhouse to glaze yesterday in the sun or anything, honest. No, really. But that did contribute to a bit of colour appearing in my arms, which was nice.

Still, today meant I had no excuse for slacking so at 9.30, I was gone. My right shin is still very sore – sorry, was. As I set out, it improved after about 2 miles and got worse again after about 8. But now it keeps lulling me into a sense of security, then stabbing a pain up my leg which reminds me it’s not right at all. A bit worrying, but tough. I’ll sort it.

The second and third miles, in fact, were awful. I’d already seen 5 runners by this point – whether the sun brought them out or they’re always there on a Sunday I’ll never find out, I guess, but it was a busy run. 8 runners in 12 miles of country lanes. But at mile 4, i’d slowed considerably and was feeling sorry with myself for feeling tired. It took a bit of self chastisement to bring myself around, but a strong 5th mile and regular checks on the virtual partner did the discipline trick and all the other miles sailed by easily enough – only about 10 seconds up on the slow miles, but they seemed much more fluid and have convinced me the pace i’ll set the Garmin for the race (the clear miles, at least!). No hints here, we’ll find out if it works in two weeks.

So the rest of the day eased past okay. The leg has only just started really stabbing the pain so I hope it’ll be okay – it’s strapped at the moment, hopefully a night in bed will sort it out.

I had a great ride on the motorbike – about 50 miles of hooliganism was just what the doctor ordered, even if the last few were a touch colder than i’d hoped for, but the leg felt fine climbing all over it, so i’m sure it’ll hold up to the race pretty well.

Seems strange that after the longest winter, i’ve less than marathon distance to run before the race itself but boy am I glad it’s nearly over. I’ve got a house to decorate, renovate and maintain after all!

Cock Marling

I believe i’ve run through the village with the coolest name ever.



Who, how, when, why and how anyone bastardised something enough to conjure that one up, I know not. But I like it.

My lower legs had been horrible all yesterday evening and during the drive to work; I was kneading them during the straight bits on the A259, gave them a bit more grief while doing paperwork, then eased them into the working day by measuring the perimeter of the site for fencing. 2100m. Yep, well over a mile. I then proceeded to go 700m around a load of shrubs, 1300m to the newt compound and back and 400 to see the fencing gang. About 2.5 miles in three quarters of an hour – all of it in rutted clay, on hills, in boots. And my legs felt a bit better.

So I massaged them more and decided a run was definitely on.

All helped by the great weather.

But I didn’t feel up to a big run so thought i’d go for about 3 miles. Leaving the site in a westerly direction, I exited Rye, went through the Parish of Udimore (finding 20p in the gutter as I ran out of pavement), marvelled at the view over the reclaimed marsh to the sea, enjoyed the sight of many lambs, oast houses, cottages and woods and then found the village I love.

Cock Marling.

It needs a Google map search to find but the image clearly shows the proud sign of the Plough pub stating it’s location clearly. Great. And during this, I forgot my pains and ran on to just over 2 miles before turning.

The view on the return was marred by a few idiot drivers making me lose enjoyment (buzzing me at speed, silly close, when there was nothing in the opposite direction to make them drive in the gutter. Idiots is, I feel, the right term) but I brightened to see the Brookland wind farm in the distance, a decent castle type building on the marsh (don’t know what it is yet; will investigate) and a stop at site after an improved 8 minute mile average. But with two throbbing shins and a pile of massage to sort them out.

But they’re sortable. And i’ve discovered Cock Marling.